We are expanding our office space by taking over some of the neighboring company's space. Our office space is tiny and there are about 40+ people in here at any one time. 85% of the people here are men. The mens bathroom has one urinal and one shitter. After throwing down your morning coffee, or afternoon beer, the men's room gets rather crowded. So crowded that we often refer to it as a conference room. I've been in as many impromptu "meeting" in the bathroom as I have been in real meetings. (i'm not referring to the "oops-I-dropped-the-soap" meetings. I'm talking real business discussions.) I have found that people are more to the point when bellied up to the urinal. It's a good way to get direct answers.
As part of the office expansion we are also expanding the men's bathroom. We are going to be up to two urinals and two shitters. As of right now, the men's conference room is ripped to shit, as in, closed for business due to some remodeling. Why the fuck would you do that during business hours!!?? I can hold my onezies, but I kinda need to take care of a twozie. Normally it's no big deal, but since I know I can't, I have to!
As part of the office expansion we are also expanding the men's bathroom. We are going to be up to two urinals and two shitters. As of right now, the men's conference room is ripped to shit, as in, closed for business due to some remodeling. Why the fuck would you do that during business hours!!?? I can hold my onezies, but I kinda need to take care of a twozie. Normally it's no big deal, but since I know I can't, I have to!
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