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What are My Opus Entry Fees Paying For?

My Opus entry fees are paying for......


...A Range Rover, but not car washes.
...a sweet Mazda 3. I stole Strats' zoom zoom....some really good beer. (I brought the winter ale but was happy to see some EPA)

...Heated man-shack.
...Some finely crafted awards.
...my 2014 replacement.***no pic of: Mean Dog learning how to play poker.

...This guy to switch teams. ***no pic of: snowmobiling at 3 a.m.
***no pic of: Donimator falling asleep at the pool table.

...LSC's Elite Team.

What I'm paying for...Lack of sleep. That there is 5:03am on Sunday morning.

- P

Comments

Skibby said…
now that you have a camera your blogging has really improved. Gonna have to raise the entry fees next year...

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