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When the going gets tough, the pros quit.

NVGP stage 1.

E Rok started in the back of the field and wasn't afraid of racing his bike. He found his way to the lead group just before the moto crashed, which caused the race to be neutralized. Cole was in the group behind E, Gregg and Pat were solid in the third group.

The officials bent like pipe cleaners when the restart was protested by the "professional athletes" not wanting to continue. Truly pathetic. Road+wet=slippery. I'm sure these "pro" cyclists have raced in the rain before. Boohoo if there were crashes. There are crashes in every bike race, wet or dry. Besides, a large majority of these crashes were on the same corner, couldn't these learning impaired imbeciles figure that out? Aside from a few drops, it never rained during the men's race. What sucks now is everyone got a free pass to continue. We had two guys in striking distance of the amateur and u23 jerseys.

Thanks "pros", now go back to your hotel, get your legs rubbed, eat your f*cking jelly beans, and ask your mom if you can have at least one of your balls for the rest of the series.

My Enemies List:
- Domestic Pro Cyclists - you continually fail to impress me.

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