I'm getting wood tonight.

Hanz: "Franz, haff you hurd zat Peet vill be racingk ze trak toonite?"
Franz: "No, I do no heer zat Peet vill be racingk ze trak toonite."
H: "Vell, he iz"
F: "Oh ya?"
H: "ya."
F: "ya?"
H: "ya."
F: "I vill squish him."
H: "ya?"
F: " ya."
H: "ya?"
F: "ya."
H: "OK zen, we vill squish him."
F: "But no in ze points race, zat iz too long."
H: "ya, we vill squish him in ze Chariot. I vill squish him like a bug."
F: "ya, squish him like bug on floor."
H: "ya, or like bug on ze wall and squish him with ze newzpaper."
F: "ya, or squish him like bug on table with ze newzpaper."
H: "ya?"
F: "ya."
H: "ya?"
F: "ya."

Comments

Pete said…

Frye gets the credit for the photo.

My mad skills of MS Paint gets the creative credit.

4:38 PM

Snide said…

How much fun was that?

6:13 PM

Tenacious T said…

It's breathtaking. A+

11:45 PM

Franz said…

very funny. I think you did get squished a little. YA

12:48 PM

Race Categories:

(From the newest member of the PureJenius.net staff (who, by the way, is paid >well So I've been perusing the MCF board tonight and I still can't believe how many guys are whining about the races and race categories that promoters choose for races. I'm pretty good at whining too, so here goes: I'm a 35+ Cat 3 woman who will show up for the St. Cloud Crit and have to toe the line with Cat 1/2 guys - I don't give a shit that they're 50+, their license still says Cat 1 or 2 (and 3/4/5) and they race like Cat 1/2s. What's that you say, it's a ROY race, so we'll be scored separately? Okay cool, then I'll completely overlook the fact that the race will blow apart on about lap 1.5 and I'll spend the remainder of the race with 3 or 4 other women if I'm lucky or I'll assume the time trial position and ride around in circles by myself. Should be fun. Oh, I should shut my trap because if I think the 50+ guys are too fast and furious, I s...

Good thing I'm racing 35+

No lie. - P

0-2

Dammit. We played so well but still lost. Here's some highlights from week 2 of our football league. we actually scored. we had a playbook (we laughed when we saw the team we played last week had a playbook. They kicked our asses) Strats is our go-to female QB. She connected on all of her passes. Two of them stick out: one perfectly thrown interception to the other team (we wear yellow shirts, she threw it to a girl wearing a white shirt), and one hail-mary to the end zone. I didn't drop any of the passes that were to me. Nobody got hurt...yet. I can almost smell a torn ACL heading our way. I'm going to hang an old tire in the back yard so Strats can hone her QB skills a little more.

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