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Alright Peeps, this is for serious...

The bike riding season is OVER and now I'm kickin' it on the interwebs! How 'bout it.

- What I did on my summer vacation:
Couldn't take one because I bought a house and now I'm poor! I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

- Wouldn't it be nice...:
If this worked on Netgear?

- I'm not a national champ because....:
...I fell down. (can you see my butt?)














- The high light of the summer:
Seeing Greg Lemond at Chequamegon. Big ups. He's the reason that in 1986 I started riding my bike.

- The low light of the summer:
The Tour de France. You "big time" cyclists getting all doped up are KILLING the sport. Go piss up a rope you I-tested-positive-because-I-drank-a-beer and my-mother-had-an-absorbed-twin worthless motherfuckers! I hope you go fucking broke and have to live under a bridge for the rest of your pathetic lives.




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