pure jenius.

...living the dream. That is, unless you dream about stripping wallpaper (lest we forget, it was on the ceiling too). ...TIME! We finally get to officially call this guy a complete fraud, lier, and best of all a doper ! What an asshole. Suspended until January 2009. wooohoooo! Who is going to want an old washed up doper? Better not forget to super-size my number 4, and don't skimp on the fries, motherfucker!

The bike riding season is OVER and now I'm kickin' it on the interwebs! How 'bout it. - What I did on my summer vacation: Couldn't take one because I bought a house and now I'm poor! I'm so broke I can't even pay attention. - Wouldn't it be nice...: If this worked on Netgear ? - I'm not a national champ because....: ...I fell down. (can you see my butt?) - The high light of the summer: Seeing Greg Lemond at Chequamegon. Big ups. He's the reason that in 1986 I started riding my bike. - The low light of the summer: The Tour de France. You "big time" cyclists getting all doped up are KILLING the sport. Go piss up a rope you I-tested-positive-because-I-drank-a-beer and my-mother-had-an-absorbed-twin worthless motherfuckers! I hope you go fucking broke and have to live under a bridge for the rest of your pathetic lives. My services are not free.